13 Basic Blunders to Cuckening

You wake up to the annoying noise of your alarm. Another Tuesday. Work, coffee, meetings, nothing new, right? But then you turn your head. - She's there, still wrapped in the sheets, eyes just opening. That smile melts the monotony of life. Sexy and effortlessly cute, she makes the mundane feel like a dream you don’t want to end. How did you get this lucky? How did she choose you?​